by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011

The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.
The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.
I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.
by Cpt Inappropriate October 31, 2011

When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice.
by AllDolphin54 January 15, 2009

When a stripper puts your head between her two fake/augmented boobs and administers an indirect punch to your face through one of her tits. In other words:
Stripper puts your head in her cleavage, stripper punches breast, breast punches you, you've been stripper punched.
by Tony2Timez April 29, 2010

by Kirby, with a C. Falcon helmet October 22, 2016

Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.
by Gina Johnson September 4, 2018

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.
In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.
by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008
