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Pueblo County High School

Pueblo County High School, aka PCHS, is perhaps the most enigmatic school of stereotypical kids in the entire country. It has a blend of needy city boys, hicks who keep trying to keep the mullet alive, girls who are late every single day because they stopped at Starbucks, teachers who either live out in the country-side with their cows or come from distant cities, and several organizations of kids who think they are the pride and joy of the American population, including JROTC, DECA, HOSA, and STEM. The teens here have to constantly be reminded to put away their cowboy hats, get rid of their vapes, and listen to the teachers for fucking once.
I would recommend Pueblo County High School, it's got a wide variety of programs to make you just as stuck up as everyone else there.
by A white cracker November 16, 2022
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no pues guao

A phrase only Funny Latinos or wanna be latino say when they are in disbelief or in awe.
Geovani: who are you?
Juan: your father.
Geovani: No Pues Guao.
by P-3 June 16, 2019
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EMMA PUEBES

EMMA PUEBES is a girl who has an unwavering obsession with the one and only Evan puebes. Nicknamed"the puebe", this girl never stops talking about men that she finds attractive. She has an old man fetish and her youngest celeb crush is 34. She's super hot though. She possesses the magnumest of dongs.
EMMA PUEBES is so damn cool bro.
by Margaret Rhonda Jónsdottir December 13, 2021
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Nans hairy puebes

When you are so hairy like ya nans hairy puebes
Bro you are soo hairy

Like what?

Ya nans hairy puebes
by Clappedmatt December 30, 2020
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Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo

A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.
"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."
by a very swag individual January 18, 2023
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Puerto Rican Pretzel

Can be loosesly defined as participating in some form of intercourse with a puerto rican, mexican, dutch, or any other female.

Before beginning this said intercourse, its a very good idea for both participants to eat at least two well balanced meals containing greasy food and grains.

When things are getting all hot and heavy, the 'lady' (not likely an appropriate title in this context) she evacuates her bowels in their entirety.
While the excrement is leaving the anus in a pretzel like form, the 'gentleman' pours 12oz of rum down her spine so that it evenly coats the 'pretzel'
When this rum-coated goodie treat has passed onto the ground/someone else's chest, you can grate your favorite type of cheese on it for looks.

Done deal.
What's up boi??!

hey man, i just boned this chick who shat out a Puerto Rican Pretzel with me last week... and BOY does she smell like rum and poo
by Dickerd Ray July 26, 2011
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Puerto de Santa María

El Puerto de Santa María (Spanish: "The Port of Saint Mary", locally known as just El Puerto) is a municipality located on the banks of the Guadalete River in the province of Cádiz, Spain.

The town of El Puerto de Santa María is 10 km north east of Cádiz across the bay of Cádiz and is best known for having been the port from which Columbus sailed on his second voyage to the Americas.

Feria del Vino Fino (Spring's fair): El Puerto de Santa María's local week of fiesta, dancing sherry drinking and sevillana dancing this is usually in the middle of May. This is the principal festival is the Feria de Primavera (Spring Fair), held between the fifth and sixth week after Holy Week. In recent years, it has coincided with May 1.
El Puerto de Santa María is a place to enjoy, with beatiful beaches. And there is a competition with Jerez, that this town always loses, because El Puerto is the best. Official Sports are: Fishing in the river, eating fried fish (pescaito frito) and drinking Fino Wine.
by Dani El C April 10, 2011
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