Balkan promise

A promise made between two Balkans that is guaranteed to come true.

Haris: "Stefan, you better not forget to bring me burek from Sarajevo."
Stefan: "Relax, man. Balkan promise."

by okjlez February 18, 2025

I Promise I

I Promise I

I Promise I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Dick promise

When a man has sex with there partner and makes a promise while being inside them

James dick promise me that he will buy me some flowers

by Exotic gay nigga June 30, 2025

Russian Promise

A guarantee, treaty, or solemn oath made with the absolute intention of breaking it the moment it becomes strategically convenient. It is a specific type of gaslighting where the aggressor loudly proclaims a desire for peace or cooperation solely to buy time, distract their victim, or maneuver their forces for a surprise attack.

"I really thought my ex was going to change after he swore he deleted the dating apps, but it was just a Russian Promise. He was actually just stalling to line up a new girlfriend before dumping me."

by carroarmato0 December 12, 2025

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

pre cum promise

A promise made before fully ejaculating, usually a vow to keep masturbating after your limit

I'm never able to follow through on my pre cum promises

by Dhernandez240 June 6, 2017

best friend promise

a best friend promise is the strongest promise you will ever make with your best friend.. if you break a best friend promise with your best friend and break it you have also broken a friendship, don’t break a best friend promise if that’s the last thing to do. you will loose a best friend.

best friend promise? yes
breaks promise

looses a best friend

by skskskskskskkskss August 27, 2019