Preston

A stupid igly man with no bitches whos a pedo and mastrubates to his mothers asshole when looking at his mothers ass

Damn he a preston

by DickSucke June 1, 2022

Jeffrey Preston Bezos Are Gossamer

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Jeffrey Preston Bezos Are Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Preston

A gay kid who tries to murder everyone’s reputation for fun.

Hey look at that Preston, don’t go near him if you wanna live.

by Chutney69 June 30, 2022

Preston

means that it's a kind boy with a love with everyone and attracts girls

Girl 1:ohh he's hot

Girl 2:bet his name is Preston

by Theweirdo March 15, 2017

Preston

Preston is kinda whack. He likes to make jokes about necrophilia, bestiality, and pedophilia. He is a kink shamer. Preston has some weird kinks himself. Preston has 3 kindeys. Preston has a broken leg, because he is stupid. Preston does not like to have fun. He likes to go to the store. The weed store. And other stores. Adult stores. Preston is overall a big ass weeb.

I don't like Preston.

by AttackOnTheHetalianFairy September 26, 2019

Preston

A true gentleman and old soul at heart. Preston's see the glass as full all of the time just half filled with air, and the other half filled with water, or more preferably with coffee. Preston's are kind and generous, sweet although they don't really like eating candy. Usually waiting till marriage to have sex, they gather a massive amount foreplay, and dirty sex ideas throughout their years before marriage to keep their wives faithful to them. Though they don't actually need them due to their charisma, kindness, and love for their spouse and them for him.

So how was he during the honeymoon?

OH MY GOD, He was such a PRESTON.

So did it get a little dirty and kinky?

A LITTLE!? He was revving my engine the WHOLE TIME!

by Leon Pierre October 31, 2017

Preston accent

Basically a speech impediment to be perfectly honest

Yuck you have a Preston accent. Excuse me whilst my ears bleed

by 9.9.9.9.9 March 18, 2024