Twelve and pregnant

If you are from the USA and live in Georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. Being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. Most often this is due to incest. A uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. If you are twelve and pregnant, please...kill yourself.

Daughter: Mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
Mother: You should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
Uncle: Fuck this shit, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.

by litenkukmen October 3, 2016

face pregnancy

When a girl gives you a blowjob and then she swallows or gets an facial and then you blurt out "YOUR FACE IS PREGNET" then run out.

last night i did a face pregnancy

by KRIZZLE1994 July 24, 2009

pregnant

A woman who looks fat because she is having a baby!

Graham: Eww! You look so fat! Lose some weight!
Hailey: I'm not fat, I'm just pregnant!

by aarondaelephanttipple June 23, 2018

Pregnant Seahorse

When you anal-ize a pregnant woman in a bathtub.

"Last night Sally and I did the Pregnant Seahorse. It was awesome. I was blinded by the awesomeness of how awesome the awesome seahorse was."

by Trevor and Robert April 30, 2009

Pregnants

Pregnant women. They're like they're own species; they deserve a special word of their own.

A pregnant: "I'm gonna run to the bank."

A non-pregnant: "why don't you just drive? It's faster."

Non-pregnant #2: "Yeah. Pregnants can't run!"

by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

oral pregnancy

You get it from oral sex.

:@
that's my mouth, giving forth life
oral pregnancy
you get it form oral sex

by NotARapist April 21, 2005

fellatio-prevented pregnancy

A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevented by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.

The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.

by but for October 1, 2017