poverty pasta

Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.

Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.

It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!

by collegenoodle April 12, 2011

Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

poverty abs

the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work

He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.

by findme@stephcollado29 February 19, 2017

poverty

the definition of pow jasmine purpant attuid mikey and run up the wockman

I will shoot poverty in the fucking face. They're so fucking annoying

by zhenkou February 28, 2022

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022

Poser Town

A city that pretends to be something that it is not. A city that is more focused on appearances than reality. See "Seattle".

Seattle is such a Poser Town.

by Broadbandito June 10, 2010

phovering

the act of constantly looking at a phone in the hopes of a boy friend or girlfriend texting back.

i was phovering all night that my phone died

by joebob the hillbilly July 2, 2012