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Plant

The act of killing somebody.

When you kill somebody you usually bury them in dirt as you would plant a seed.
I swear to god I’m gonna plant you you if you do that again
by Baigeviking May 24, 2020
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Planting

Placing seeds inside the tip of the penis and letting them grow.
I've been planting long enough for it to start growing!
by iimcrimson February 26, 2024
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planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.
Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!
by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011
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twat plant

Also known as a vagina, pussy, va-jay jay. It also grows next to the cactus in the desert.
She needs to do something with that twat plant.
by Kandicyd July 24, 2009
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ninja plant

In Counter-Strike, a ninja plant occurs when a player on the T side plants the bomb very early into the round, onto a defended bomb site, unopposed.

Ninja plants are commonly achieved using a sneaky smoke bomb, with a clever choice of movement, or simply by pure luck. Ninja plants are usually embarrassing for the CTs, as it shows their lack of attention and/or skill.
Seeing the poor positioning of opponents, the T player took a deep breath before sneaking onto bomb site A, managing to ninja plant the bomb before the CTs could get him on his crosshair. He then quickly hid behind a box, waiting for his teammates to arrive at the bomb site.
by unterwegs November 17, 2024
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Plant Killer

Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.
Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer
by Olli88 January 29, 2022
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Plant-Maxing

Synonym for photosynthesis; To grow to one's maximum height as if they were flora or vegetation.
If you stay in the sun too long, you're gonna plant-maxing like everything else in the garden!
by John Fire Hydrant May 26, 2025
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