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Piss-bead

Term invented at Reading festival 1998. Refers to when a gentleman fails to shake excess urine from his penis, instead putting his manhood back into his pants. As a result, urine dribbles through the pants onto the trousers in a circular/bead-like shape. Most noticeable on chino-style trousers.
" ere john, there's a fair few piss-beads on your strides"
by Tawdry quacks October 16, 2013
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piss cancel

When you cancel the piss animation by beginning to masturbate.
Damn, he's taking so long in the bathroom, does he even know how to piss cancel?
by redsleepinggrass September 29, 2021
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mystery piss

The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.

The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!
I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!
by PISSFACELARRY April 24, 2011
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are you takin the piss

originating in the UK, it means "are you kidding"
"hey there is werewolves out there"
"are you takin the piss?"
by mike romero January 24, 2005
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piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.
Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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pissbaby

"pissbaby" refers to Dream, a 20 year old minecraft youtuber with over 5 million subscribers.
he once tweeted;
"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"
hence he is a pissbaby

~funfact~#pissbaby was trending #1 in the usa on twitter

dreamwastaken
sapnap- "dream is a pissbaby"
george- "yes, because he likes pineapple on pizza"
by so.meow July 21, 2020
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Piss In My Ass

An expression of great displeasure upon an upsetting circumstance
Dan: Hey Rob, I think your fly is undone

Rob: Oh piss, piss in my ass
by Dan H LZHS February 18, 2008
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