Philly cure

The Philly cure is comprised of 3 components.

1) Weed. Any form or dosage will do.
2) Philly cheesesteak. Any will do, get your personal favorite
3) Head. Doesn’t matter who as long as it’s legal and consenting

Use this method as a pick me up or a celebration

1: “This week has been awful, I need me a Philly cure.”
2: “ I’ll brb, I got you”

by Brolime February 15, 2025

Phillies

Verb. To expectantly blow up and totally drop the ball when all of the odds are in your favor.

Boy, Anakin Skywalker really PHILLIES(ed) up that whole “chosen one” thing, did’t he?

by padddymac May 19, 2025

philly hills

you are being watched and you and everybody you are round feel it so deeply they are motivated by it

you have hills and people see you. I have philly hills and people are compelled to use me for what they see

by eat my food! January 20, 2024

Philly Hug

When a person demonstrates affection towards another human through verbal abuse and sarcasm.

Bill Burr's 12 min Philadelphia Incident rant from the Opie and Anthony Travelling Virus Comedy Tour was a perfect Philly Hug.

by GrittyAss September 17, 2022

Philly Batman

The Philly version of Batman

Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz

by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020

philly dane

A sexual move including peanut butter, a banana, and a reach around.

I am down for a lot of things, but not a philly dane.

by zj0 June 29, 2023

Philly Steamer

When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.

“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”

“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”

by Organ Trale December 15, 2024