SmashAuthority's definitions

Philly

Short for Philadelphia cheesesteak.

I'm about to reck my toilet tonight after I down this Philly!

by SmashAuthority November 29, 2022

Lavoned

To get worked over, tricked, robbed or otherwise wronged by an individual.

Man, Marty came to that party knowing he was sick and straight lavoned all of us. Now we all got the Covid.

Jermey never paid me for that ounce of weed, I got lavoned hard.

Wasn’t Ryan suppose to pay you 100 bucks for the Xbox? You got lavoned my dude. You never seeing that money my guy.

by SmashAuthority December 18, 2023

smashball

The worst thing to happen to super smash bros. The prized weapon of choice for noobs and weak players. Breaking one enables you to use cheap lopsided moves to kill people better than you.

"Are smashballs on?"

"Fuck no! I don't play that punk bullshit.

by SmashAuthority December 10, 2013