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Pedophile

Pedophile-ocd is the leading cause of suicidal thoughts in teenage/younger men.
by Hello-553669 April 27, 2025
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An adult who is merely seen as some unpleasant, unfavoring nuisance to some teenagers or young adults; typically (though not exclusively) those who're self-entitled, hotheaded, self-absorbed and/or simply intolerant

Though the original terminology to mean an adult who has sexual favor for pre-pubescent is still being used, one can bet that at least half the "pedos" who're alleged to be "pedos" are likely nothing more than ordinary, uncriminal adults who are the target of retaliation by malicious young folks.
Shalyla: Mr. John's, the PE teacher, totally wanted to fail us because we were talking during class, and we get frustrated when we have to learn how to soccer.

Denise: ugh. He is such a creeper pedophile, the way he picks on us GIRLS....

Shalyla: Heh. I'll bet there's something in his background that we can expose. Let's go to the principle; or, better yet, the police.

>=)
by Ace_Chen May 3, 2025
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Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.

Mom: You're an angel!
by Gojado April 9, 2024
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According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.
Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.

Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.
by Animelolitaweeb April 26, 2024
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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Used to describe willis.gaming twitch streamer
-Oh my god this pedophile messaged me
-You mean Willis??
by Booloo5767 February 14, 2024
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the P.E teacher has to be a pedophile I swear
by BigBennyBallBags February 19, 2024
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