Penophile 

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

Penophile by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Spectro-Pedophilia 

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.

Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..

Spectro-Pedophilia by moe3575 January 13, 2011

pedofile 

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell

the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class

pedofile by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

Paedophile effect 

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.

I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.

Paedophile effect by NewJaeger March 1, 2015

pedaphidelic

when you see an old guy with a young girl..or old girl with a young guy..

(walking on pier see a old guy kiss a girl)

me-wow thats a little pedaphidelic dont you think?

my friend-wow yes that was

pedaphidelic by R_swithenbank November 27, 2009

V.I.Pedofile 

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.

"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"

V.I.Pedofile by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014

redophile 

Person(s) with and attraction to red hair or persons who have red hair or other common characteristics of persons with red hair. May be considered a paraphilia (or fetish), hence the slang term redophilia, and redophile derived from it.

Jake is a hardcore redophile he won't date a chick no matter how hot unless she's a real redhead, he's got a thing for the red hair.

redophile by pastey whitey August 19, 2005