Sandpaper Patty

When your vagina is dry and you need some lube.

Swing into Walgreens, I need some KY jelly before I get there. She's a Sandpaper Patty.

by quiteordinary December 19, 2015

patty cates

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome

"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"

by hphphp November 25, 2009

Krabby Patty

Krabbing a girls patties is the equivalent of anal penetration.

Guy 1: Hey man Brittney gave me the keys to the krusty krab last night.
Guy 2: What do you mean
Guy 1: She totally let me Krabby her Patties
Guy 2: Niceeee, buttsex?
Krabby Patty- anal penetration

by Bugs Bunny’s Firetruck December 12, 2019

Patty Schemel

One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".

Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.

by *Bee* September 13, 2008

Flatty patty

What you get called when you don’t have enough patty to work at the The crabby patty

Mr crabs: Nah, he is a flatty patty

by The 711 Slurpee man April 28, 2021

ratty patty

one of the dirtiest and sickest players in the NHL

The act of letting a girl take a dump in your mouth during intercourse.

Man Ratty Patty had such a great game last night I had to let her ratty patty me while bangin her!

by redwings17 February 3, 2010

crabby patty

someone u don't like or have the time for

that girl is such a crabby patty

by Caress gilbert March 18, 2003