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patronable

Someone who is easily patronized or who makes themselves an easy target or patronizing remarks or condescending retorts. SOmeone who makes themselves a target for patronizing or condescending behavior from others. A person who makes it easy for others to treat them in a patronitical manner.
Poor Tre-Tre, he just does not realize how patronable he really is. He constantly sets himself up for the patronitical remarks and behavior of so many people.
by Chris Bice April 2, 2005
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partner

The name you use when referring to the other half of your two people spy duo. One generally uses this term to keep the identity of the other person private because if he told you her real name he'd have to shoot you.

Partners usually partake in dangerous missions for spy organizations you have never heard of. Examples include but are not limited to: wearing fancy attire and attending boujee parties for the sake of "intelligence", sexily jumping out of fast-moving vehicles, passionately arguing and then passionately making out, surprising locals buy speaking every foreign language, and ordering cocktails you've never heard of with liquor so expensive you'll never taste it.
One Partner: As soon as you have put on your tactical spy lingerie and parachute we can jump out of this stealth hot air balloon we can overthrow the government of this island and still watch the Monaco Gran Prix at noon.

Other Partner: Got it Partner
by MasterBabyCarrot June 17, 2019
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someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
by MR....X July 24, 2010
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Partoon

Trying to motorboat two girls but they end up motorboating each other.
" Hey Joe how was it with those two hoes last night?"
" Oh man I watched them partoon each other."
" Sweet"
by BribaBecka September 10, 2010
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queer platonic partner

it's like being really close friends with someone and also have romantic aspects
"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"
by meme cubed May 29, 2016
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domestic partnership

a domestic partnership is a form relation between two people in which one person is usually domesticated like a cow or a dog resulting in said domesticated person being inclined to do everything their master partner tells them to do. frequently made popular by facebook and ignorant people unsure of the true definition.
Chip: Does anyone know where Walter has been recently?
Buck: Nope. Him and his girlfriend are in a domestic partnership on facebook though.
Chip: He probably sucks at life now.
by Orlandbro March 17, 2011
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Lifetime Partner

Someone who will be your partner for the rest of your life, you will have the same sex and teh same cock forever.
Shannon and Rich are lifetime partners
by DaBomb July 10, 2003
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