Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool

You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.

by MegzAnn August 20, 2010

Punch in the Nose

Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.

I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!

by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011

tuck and punch

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.

In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.

by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008

Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener

1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.

by Midnight Swallow December 7, 2010

Chicken Punch

The final act of imbibing or inhaling while suffering from a combination of debilitating inebriation and heat stroke. Symptoms include cold sweat, incoherent babble, twitching, and cankles. Left untreated, a chicken punch often results in unsuccessful trust falls.

The camp trip was going great until I took that last chicken punch to the face.

I was going to play horse shoes, but ended up getting chicken punched before noon, instead.

by Cpt Inappropriate October 31, 2011

Stripper Punch

When a stripper puts your head between her two fake/augmented boobs and administers an indirect punch to your face through one of her tits. In other words:

Stripper puts your head in her cleavage, stripper punches breast, breast punches you, you've been stripper punched.

by Tony2Timez April 29, 2010

Punch-through

The act of your finger going through an insufficient amount of toilet paper during anal wipe age.

Scott, after spending a sufficient amount of time in the bathroom, came to the conclusion that two sheets of toilet paper results in a punch-through.

by Gina Johnson September 4, 2018