position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

steel poisoning

(n.) An often fatal variety of poison caused by having a steel-bladed sword, dagger, or spear pierce the stomach.

"Where's Jim?"
"Didn't you hear? He caught steel poisoning on his shift last night."

by Avelon May 24, 2005

tortilla poisoning

When mexican girls start off super skinny until they hit their late 20s early 30s then BAM! they get major junk in the every trunk from eating all those tortillas all those years!

Man Elena used to be all fine but then she got tortilla poisoning and its been down hill ever since!

by Brena Idol May 16, 2008

Mercenary Position

A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.

She was over the missionary position, but I wasn't, so we ended in the mercenary position.

by You're the Devil February 6, 2010

sex position 42

guy on top of a girl as she arches up

how do u 42?? umm its the sex position 42 .....

by shannonluvzya November 16, 2011

superman position

The Superman Position is where the girl is laying on her back, legs pulled up to chest, and you do her while pretending like your superman. It puts a lot of stress on her back, but its fun!

I'm doing the superman position. I fly up high on top of her thighs!

by J.R.R. June 18, 2008

Poison Pancakes

Pancakes that are made for you by a relative(brother) when pregnant that makes u throw up unrelentlessly

Best if the Perfect Pancake Maker is used to make Poison Pancakes

by maddash14 May 9, 2009