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Plant Blindness

Adj.Botanical term referring to the inability of predominantly urban people to distinguish common plants.
V. The inability to see or notice the plants in one's own environment.

Coined in 1998 by Wandersee and Schlusser
Many people don't know they have plant blindness
An increasing number of people in the city are plant blind.
Many people are plant blind to the trees in the park.
by Lv5 Bread September 2, 2018
mugGet the Plant Blindnessmug.

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
mugGet the wetting the soil while it's being plantedmug.

Toilet Plants

Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201
" Hey look i made a toilet plants!"
by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019
mugGet the Toilet Plantsmug.

Plant City

Plant City aka Plant Shitty seems like a small peaceful town to outsiders, but when you go deep down, you start to see it for what it really is. This town is like one big trailer park filled with a bunch of Caucasian 14 year old wannabe gangsters who think they’re in a gang because they steal cough syrup from Walmart and listen to terrible SoundCloud rap. There’s also the kids who skate and get high at the Sanson park and also like to fight there as well. The air in plant city isn’t even air, it’s contaminated with meth, weed, spice, and Newport smoke.
Person 1: hey man wanna go visit Plant City?
Person 2: Naw man might as well visit the local trailer park
by Suckmyass247 May 15, 2019
mugGet the Plant Citymug.

plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)
dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter
by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010
mugGet the plant-sittermug.

Plants Vs Zombies

drugs before you knew they existed
Ugh I hated these gargantuars in Plants Vs Zombies
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 3, 2023
mugGet the Plants Vs Zombiesmug.

wall plant

Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.
The person I work with is wall plant.
by The cruel word smith February 15, 2021
mugGet the wall plantmug.

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