Philly Billy in the Willy

FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)

note: three some later xoxo

Philly Billy in the Willy has a long billy

by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 25, 2024

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Philly Chimney

The sexual or platonic act of putting weed in one’s asshole and smoking it out of their mouth.

Me and my girlfriend did a philly chimney last night. Love is magical!

by PJRUWG March 6, 2023

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kindra and Philly

Two People who give each other hell and they also been to hell and back but the love each other more than anything. Kindra put the Crazy radical fun in Philly and Philly puts the spontaneous loyalty and funny in Kindra.

Jane:Kindra and Philly are the def of power crazy cute couple! Dont you think?
Katie:Yeah I'm kinda jel.

by KkKaineMaine January 19, 2019

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Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie

The act of having sex with a woman who has a yeast infection, blowing a load in her, the moving down to consume. Variations include the Cherry Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie when the female partner is menstruating.

Damn, I knew I was hungry after sex but would have optioned for a hot lunch instead of the Philly Sour Cream Cheese Pie had I known that bitch was crusty.

by Claude2869 June 15, 2015

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