Oyster

When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.

I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.

by weFew September 8, 2020

Chicago Oyster

What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.

Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.

by jaybronee October 10, 2020

oyster glove

Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.

Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.

by Gazebo Johnny July 27, 2020

Pink Oyster

A pink vagina.

Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.

by Krashito June 24, 2021

Female oyster

Mistaken google translation of the word #mesugaki.

In the Japanese language there's a phenomenon called rendaku, which causes a voiceless consonant to become voiced (in this case the letter "k" becomes "g"). Prefix "mesu" (jap. 雌 written in kana as めす / メス ) means female animal or plant. The translator mistakenly took the word #mesugaki ( jap. メスガキ = female brat) for the "mesukaki" (female oyster) undergoing rendaku.

Uohhhh! Damn female oyster, correction is needed! 😭😭😭💢💢💢

by sobbingmess April 29, 2024

parramatta oyster

Noun

A two day old steamed dim sum.

“I found a bunch of Parramatta oysters at the back of the fridge.”

by onelargecrab December 10, 2024

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020