Ugly Oyster

A girl so ugly that when she gave head the first time she thought it might be her last so she kept the cum under her tongue when she was done.

A butterface is most likely one to perform an ugly oyster.

by TwistedJ November 15, 2019

Oyster catcher

A promiscuous lady or guy of the night willing to suck down every last oyster.

Annie is a a real oyster catcher, she got every last drop.

by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019

Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

Chocolate Oyster

Shooting out a guys load after anal.

OMG, a huge chocolate oyster came out after we finished.

by Berries4life August 14, 2021

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 6, 2020

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Oyster Shooter

When you cum into that pussy and it’s beading up on the bottom of those labia, looking like a pearl in an oyster on the half shell. Then she squat down over yo confused ass face and the moment it hits yo tongue she pressure washes pee down yo throat.

Oyster Shooter

“Bro I spent ten grand on some oyster shooters last night.” “What?!?! Where?!??”
“That red light district son”

by Daltronik February 11, 2025