by Sanias March 13, 2004
a woman who becomes a mother in a physical manner by giving brth, but is a lousy parent who should never have had children in the first place as she is too incompetent to raise them properly. her only accomplishment was serving as an incubator for nine months.
I don't have a mother. I have an egg donor that had sex with a sperm donor (aka "father) to produce offspring that would have been better off not being born at all because she has no mothering skills.
by firstoffour October 29, 2009
Slang term used for something extra hidden within a film for viewers to see if they can find it or not.
by raspberry (lust) muffin June 08, 2005
A mixture of semen and vaginal juices beaten together during a hot and heavy sex session. Similar to that of an Egg Wash using when baking, this beaten mixture of human juices leaves a lovely shine on the penis and vagina when dried after sex.
Carl and Wendy enjoyed a evening of hot, raunchy sex and their juices were mixed all night long creating An Egg Wash on their genitals that they both admired with price and accomplishment when they woke up the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
An annual Saint Patrick's Day celebration held in Albany, NY. There are two ways one can go about celebrating kegs and eggs; the first is by going out at midnight to several different parties and develop a buzz untill the sun comes up. Upon sunrise you move to one of the many bars such as Chubby's, Michael's, Bogey's, etc. You then continue partying, drinking, and bathing in beer untill around noon.
The other form of celebrating kegs and eggs for pussies is to set your alarm clock and go out at 6 in the morning.
The other form of celebrating kegs and eggs for pussies is to set your alarm clock and go out at 6 in the morning.
Guy 1: Hey man, when are you going out tonight for kegs and eggs?
Guy 2: I was going to set my alarm for 6
Guy 1: You're such a pussy
Guy 2: I was going to set my alarm for 6
Guy 1: You're such a pussy
by ACREDIBLESOURCE March 15, 2009
by Shadows_420 May 28, 2009
The best type of punk music, i.e. tongue-in-cheek/fun
More accurately it's a modernish punk subgenre that focuses on humour/not taking itself seriously and often lofi quality production generally leaning on more major chords and weird sounds. it's currently growing quickly in Australia and is almost "anti-punk" as it is almost satirical of some of the unironic punk attributes that were growing in the 2000s-2010s.
Often mentioned in opposition/comparison to chain punk, its more cringey unironic counterpart
Some staple egg punk bands are Lumpy And The Dumpers, Gee Tee, C.C.T.V, and Research Reactor Corp.
More accurately it's a modernish punk subgenre that focuses on humour/not taking itself seriously and often lofi quality production generally leaning on more major chords and weird sounds. it's currently growing quickly in Australia and is almost "anti-punk" as it is almost satirical of some of the unironic punk attributes that were growing in the 2000s-2010s.
Often mentioned in opposition/comparison to chain punk, its more cringey unironic counterpart
Some staple egg punk bands are Lumpy And The Dumpers, Gee Tee, C.C.T.V, and Research Reactor Corp.
by Buzzcut boy June 28, 2022