an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.
an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
by br0dyyy April 29, 2010
Get the old metromug. by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019
Get the Old teachersmug. by PandaSpira November 21, 2019
Get the Old Snortmug. The dank musky scent usually attributed to an older worse smelling idividual (usually grandmother). This scent usually is a mixture of old house, stale cigarettes, feline urine and stanky senior citizens.
by nooger April 25, 2006
Get the old badmug. An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013
Get the Old queefmug. by cheshiregaylad December 14, 2018
Get the Old Snatchmug. A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously
The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat
by Dave Marshers August 10, 2021
Get the The Old Wycombiensianmug.