two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018
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Snack o'clock

the moment when you see someone very hot in person and would like to hook up with them
''Look at this hot boy over there, I really want to have sex with him!''
''I guess it's Snack o'clock.''
by issasnackysnack February 12, 2018
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Meat Suck O'Clock

Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.
Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*
by BB_HQ June 09, 2020
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Dwight O'Clock

Dwight O'Clock typically strikes once a day, it means it is time to gather and play Dead By Daylight .

The "Dwight" in Dwight O'Clock is referring to the character Dwight Fairfield In Dead By Daylight. People who play Dwight are often associated as new and bad at the game (especially people who play base skin Dwight) but they are also very silly and hide in a lot of lockers.

Therefore, the "Dwight" in "Dwight O'Clock" suggests it will be a silly DBD session where the group doesn't "tryhard" and "sweat" at the game.

Dwight O'Clock can feel like its ruined if you go against a "sweaty" killer (for example the plague) because you have to play really "sweaty" to have a chance to win.
Person 1: It's Dwight O'Clock in 15!
Person 2: Got it, I'll be there!
by Dragonshorn (Gojo) April 17, 2024
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Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason
No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock
by Jsjsisj November 08, 2023
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ass o'clock

A time very late at night or very early in the morning when most people are or ought to be asleep.
My sleep schedule is ruined because my favorite YouTuber uploads at ass o'clock
by the riverside November 04, 2023
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