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misty dolphin

the act of sticking a water-bottle in a chick's ass & squirting inside.
see that chick there?i hear she enjoys misty dolphins
by drew? February 15, 2007
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fishing for dolphins

cant get what you want
person1- dang those shoes are legit
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins
by Ruel Advincula September 21, 2007
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Dolphin Face

One procures a dolphin face from his sexual partner by surprising her with a finger up the pooper during rear entry coitus. In doing so...the suprised young lady will jerk about wildly and make a noise like a dolphin as such...Eeeeeeeeeeeehhh....Eeeeeeeehhhh.
"Say Steve...did you hear that Raymond gave his old lady the Dolphin Face last night?"
by Dirty Deeds January 31, 2003
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Blinding the dolphin

Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.

Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.

They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.

However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.

Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"

Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."

Guy 1: "What's that?"

Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*

Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"

*Both blind the dolphin*
by Obi Dom Kenobi June 11, 2011
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dolphin hunting

Going to a nightclub with the intent of attracting an extremely good looking lady. (Opposite of whale watching)
Man I can't wait to go dolphin hunting with the boys this Friday!
by Rizzmeister900 February 22, 2023
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furry dolphin

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Dolphin Dip

The dolphin dip is a popular combination of alcoholic beverages containing a schooner of your preferred beer and a shot of vodka. Less commonly known as a kamikaze, the dolphin dip is an accelerated means of getting A grade turnt while enjoying a refreshing coldie.
Steve: Hi Daisy, keen for a few beers at the pub tonight?

Daisy: Hi Steve, yeah but I’ve gotta Dolphin Dip because I can only stay for a short while.
by S - Dragon October 13, 2020
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