Someone who makes dolphin noises between sentences or as a substitute for laughter, often to the dismay of their friends.
"Hey has anyone seen marquis?"
*enkh-enkh-enkh-enkh* "hi guys" (prances away)
"Annnnnd there goes the dolphin boy.."
*enkh-enkh-enkh-enkh* "hi guys" (prances away)
"Annnnnd there goes the dolphin boy.."
by Dahommeeeyy October 08, 2013
person1- dang those shoes are legit
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins
by Ruel Advincula September 10, 2007
One procures a dolphin face from his sexual partner by surprising her with a finger up the pooper during rear entry coitus. In doing so...the suprised young lady will jerk about wildly and make a noise like a dolphin as such...Eeeeeeeeeeeehhh....Eeeeeeeehhhh.
by Dirty Deeds January 31, 2003
Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.
Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.
They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.
However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.
Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.
They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.
However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.
Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"
Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."
Guy 1: "What's that?"
Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*
Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"
*Both blind the dolphin*
Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."
Guy 1: "What's that?"
Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*
Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"
*Both blind the dolphin*
by Obi Dom Kenobi May 17, 2011
The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.
Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing
#dolphin waxing
by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017
Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"
by BrihadDewhamedovic December 25, 2019