chance a jeep
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
Get the chance a jeepmug. Usually an average looking guy with an average size dick. Chance usually attracts his victims with his fun go lucky personality.
by Personthatwantsaduck November 1, 2019
Get the Chancemug. by Lxxxx January 2, 2021
Get the Dan Chancemug. by pooeyfarts69 March 17, 2022
Get the Chance Fishmug. 1. Some 12 year old (as of September 2018) who got himself hated by overreacting, suicide threats, and for rape threatening a 13 year old (as of September 2018) back in April
2. An immature brat
2. An immature brat
by SamuelTheDank September 30, 2018
Get the Chance Simsmug. by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
Get the Chancemug. by Unknown416 June 18, 2011
Get the Ray Chancemug.