Noah

A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.

That guy is such a Noah.

by coolness23 December 28, 2011

Noah

Usually a very fat person of extreme size, he is normally Indian with a very small penis. He usally likes a girl called Beth Cooper and would like to have sex with her with his pants on because of his small penis.

That man was such a noah last night in bed.

by Serengeti Highway July 7, 2011

Noah

A faggot

Noah Book

by Maw <3 July 2, 2010

Noah

A guy that all the girls like and think is sexy but actually has a small penis

Girl: your so hot but i cant feel it
Noah:sorry its small

by RealTruthz December 29, 2016

Noah

A very and always depressed person that thinks about himself as fat, stupid, and hates eating. All he does is sleep. And depresses everyone.

A "Noah" entered a school and was being sad which depressed everyone.

by Deathcobra May 22, 2010

Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week

Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf

by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016

Noah

Noah is a nice and lovable guy, he will love you with all his heart and never give up on you🥺💕 He is very attractive and he denies that he is, he is so fun to be with. If you ever date a Noah I would keep him forever, you’ll see how amazing he truly is❤️ Never leave a noah.. he is worth you’re time and he will always be there for you no matter what happens... so if you know a guy named Noah then don’t ever get rid of him.

boyfriend: baby? Can I barrow some money?

Girlfriend: I’m sorry but we’re over!

Boyfriend: what are you gonna do, find a Noah?

Girlfriend: damn right you loser!😒

by TheFurious2 November 4, 2019