skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

Skip Moores

The best character in the Phantasy You book series on Wattpad

hes just everything good in the world in a neat little bundle, theres just nothing bad about him he’s perfect and theres no changing that 🤷 ♂️

Scooter: heilyn?
Heilyn: yes scooter?
Scooter: i have such a huge crush on skip and i want to ask him out
Heilyn: NO WAY?? Skip??? Skip Moores!?!
Scooter: THE Skip Moores

Heilyn: GO FOR IT!!!!!

by bxndaid December 30, 2022

tip my skip

To defacate.

Is the toilet free? I need to go tip my skip.

by MusTheBunneh! May 3, 2017

Parking Lot Skipping

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route

My professor engaged in parking lot skipping to get to work when there was too much traffic

by thenoladriver September 26, 2025

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

skip and slide

when one skips school and instead plays on the slide and slide.

oh wow! she must have had so much fun missing 6th period playing on the skip and slide in her front yard.

by kurahh April 15, 2011