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Maybe Promise

The type of promise that comes from politicians or anybody on the the internet. Its a promise that has about a 50/50 chance of becoming true, usually when the promiser either will only complete their promise if they feel like it later, or when they are secretly hoping that the person/people they are promising will forget about the promise. Maybe Promises most commonly come from YouTubers, Redditors, or people named Casey. The chances of them completing the promise usually increase dramatically once the person/people they promised have the balls to pressure them, after they come to the realization that they are experiencing a Maybe Promise.
Annoying Minecraft YouTuber: GUYS IF THIS VIDEO REACHES 10K LIKES I PROMISE I WILL LIVESTREAM ME BEATING MINECRAFT ON HARDCORE MODE!!1!

Little Brother: yo big bro this youtuber said hell beat minecraft on hardcore mode

Big Brother: dont get your hopes up its just a maybe promise
by GreaseyFun June 7, 2023
mugGet the Maybe Promisemug.

Promise

It means something that you can’t break. Ever.
stranger things S1 E2

Mike: I won’t tell her about you, I promise.

El: Promise?
Mike: it means something you can’t break. Ever.

*mikes mom yells for him*
Mike: please *then shuts closet door to hide el*
by Mouthbreather04 December 28, 2017
mugGet the Promisemug.

Bro promise

A promise that no matter what you can not break it. It is used to tell the truth and if some one uses it you have to tell the truth or else you not a bro
Person 1:I got head!
Person 2: no ways, bro promise?
Person 1: ok nah I lie🤣
by A lekker gent November 20, 2021
mugGet the Bro promisemug.

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