King Nothing

Someone who is masterful at something, yet not boastful, whether it being verbal proclamation or visual proclamation. In short, a king without a crown.

(Originally the name of a famous Metallica song. Also the name of a not so famous Newgrounds user.)

He is basically the King Nothing of the game.

by Peter Nolan (a.k.a -King_Nothing-) December 13, 2004

Nothing

Actually means a lot of something.

Mom-"what are you two doing down there?"
Dating teenagers-"NOTHING!?!?"

by Addison Montgomery February 27, 2009

Thirty-Nothing

(adj. n.) When members of the Generation X twenty-something cohort settle down into jobs and lives they didn't expect or want or like. The Generation X lack of ambition in your 20's becomes pathetic when in your 30's.

I was at this bar last night, it was filled with yuppies and thirty-nothings.

by Timbotron May 28, 2006

noning

To stare (pyscho stalker stare) at someone with your mouth wide open like you are catching flies non stop.

Jill was noning the bass player all night long! she could not keep her eyes off of him!!

by jilly falk June 12, 2005

Oh Nothing

The response you give to someone who texts you and asks what you are doing while you are taking a shit.

Friend 1: Hey man whats up?
Friend 2: Oh nothing.

by Chocolate Dinosaur September 22, 2012

Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

by AmyANTIVIRUS October 13, 2008

Nothing Toxic

A website that makes you cry. Whether it be from sadness or laughter.

Dude, I just went on Nothing Toxic and almost died from laughing!

by La Touf January 17, 2011