Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain

This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.

by Teeth checker March 30, 2022

net

someone who is passed around

him: *showing off* i fucked her, her, n her.

her: u a net.

by sumbodyudontknow March 04, 2021

net

twakhead fishing villas

*ol stank ass scratches necc*

“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”

“no”

“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”

by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 12, 2023

Net

When you constantly get caught in the soccer goal net and you fall down.

"Guys look! Nathan just pulled a Net! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by LD1216\ September 29, 2021

net

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.

by Pilot_suicide January 30, 2022

Net

I word for a man who has a small dick

Girl last night was horrible!
Why?
Well for starters the guy was a net...

by Paris Darling May 31, 2018

Net

A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.

Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.

by Paris Darling May 31, 2018