Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

nelson ma

the hourse
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ma ke

ma ke

"marke why u hourse"
- laoshi
"idk"
- nelson ma

by tang yuan September 27, 2022

Isabella (Nick Nelson)

-wanna be Nick nelson
- Lesbianphobic and transphobic
-Racist asf
-Has MLM pfps with her straight boyfriend because it is kawaii.
-she likes to call her online bf cute like hello kitty

Me: do you know of Isabella (Nick Nelson)
Kiki: Yeah, she's my little creature

by char_nick_slay May 27, 2022

Nelson

A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy

I wish I had a nelson like Nikki does

by anonymous March 21, 2022

rocky marcel nelson 3

A guy i totally ship with every girl i wanna fuck him so bad

rocky marcel nelson 3 is so hot he should fuck everyone

by Please kys improve the world January 31, 2023

egg nelson

a great name for a stick insect

Egg nelson has a baby! She is called bacon nelson!

by don't judge me for pet names September 12, 2021

Nelson

Nelson is a humble country guy with simple pleasures. He his hard working and only has time for one special woman, he is a bit of a romantic! However he has a very large penis 🍆 and he knows how to use it!!

Nelson is a very quiet achiever, he will never tell you about his gift....

At the end of a long day you may see it slow him down as he walks..

Wow, that guy had a Nelson!!

There are only two states to be inn, on a Nelson or in Queensland (Aus)

by KCW1990 June 5, 2021