Elons Musk

The most successful musk in the world, bottled.
With the musky notes of the bluebirds nest & interstellar meteorite 'Eau De Galaxie' is a 1 of 1 limited edition perfume.
Without such fragrance there is sure to be failure.

What does success smell like? Oh it’s kinda like Elons Musk.
Just more lonely.

by Elon's Musk September 20, 2023

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

Grab My Musket

A euphamism for male masturbation, i.e., apply lip gloss, bash the bishop, beat it, beat off, beat (one's) meat, beat the bishop, buck the slobbering donkey, choke the chicken, crack one off, date Mrs. Palmer, fap, five knuckle shuffle, flog (one's) log, have a date with Rosie Palmer and her five sisters, have a tug of war with Cyclops, have a wank, jack off, jerk it , jerk off, jerk (one's) gherkin, junior Olympic pole vaulting, paint the ceiling, play pocket pinball, polish (one's) knob, pound (one's) pud – pudwhack, pud wrestle, punch the clown, punch the munchkin, rough up the suspect, rub one off, rub one out, slap the salami, spank it, spank (one's) monkey, stroke the salami, wank off – wax the carrot – wax the dolphin, whack it, whack off.

Phrase coined on 10/26/2016 by ex-Congressman Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom.

"On November 9th if Trump loses I'm gonna Grab My Musket. You in?"

by metalmixtress October 26, 2016

Mississippi meat musket

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.

Man I gave sis the ol Mississippi meat musket and uncle daddy hasn't let off it since.

by Nkratzer06 February 8, 2021

X Æ A-12 Musk

its a cute name don't get me wrong!
we love ashe!

X Æ A-12 Musk
teacher: good morning Jake,

Jake: here!
teacher: good morning max,
max: here

teacher: good morning uhh... is it X Æ A-12?X
Æ A-12 musk: uh yeah just call me Ashe....

by elon musks missed calls February 12, 2022

Elon Musk

When someone arrives too late to the party

"Hey guys! I'm here with a submerine!"

"Ah what an Elon Musk! Party's over mate, go home. And don't leave the submerine lying around, it's a hazard"

by Correcto July 20, 2018

Musby

Make up sex baby.{Bufby}

Couple breaks up, or has a fight, they get back together, have sex and nine months later...They had a Musby baby.

by Seanzi April 24, 2007