Lung Mustard

The yellow sac pustules that you cough up and whe you squeeze them they pop open and emit a horrible smell

Alan coughed up a Lung Mustard and he poped it in my face. The smell just about made me throw up

by steve April 29, 2003

Buying the mustard

After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.

"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"

by Kraner October 27, 2005

French mustard

Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.

So French Mustard is a combination of the two.

Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.

by Calvin Riley July 23, 2007

mustard plug

when a man fucks a women with a yeast infection, and then sticks his meat in her ass...and then it burns

johnny gave that nasty ho with a yeast infection a mustard plug

by dominick July 2, 2008

mustards

A recently coined abbreviation for "muslim retards" in response to terrorist attacks and muslim's intolerance for universal human rights like freedom of expression and other religious beliefs.

Salman Taseer's death was celebrated by mustards.

Mustards believe that Allah is happy if you kill non muslims.

I hate you because you are not a muslim like me. Now you must die. Allah Ahkbar!, said the mustard.

by AmazingTruth February 26, 2011

mustardy

An inate ability to conjure up a rousal of internal retardedness, as in to muster.

This vagina feels very mustardy.

by Carlton Weatherz222 November 29, 2013

slut mustard

A phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual sex (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, cum).

Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)

She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!

by lubelubelube June 28, 2009