ass munching cunt face

The third most offensive insult someone can receive. see cunt muffin, and cock juggling thunder cunt

Go to hell you ass munching cunt face.

by Failbot6669 June 20, 2011

Munchingfoo

Tight: the embodiment of betrayal and dishonour. Descriptive of the type of person who allows others to buy him rounds before leaving to take a 'nap' right before his own round.

Who's round is it? I can't believe that damn munchingfoo!

Lads, we've just been munchingfoo'd!

by Thirsty student January 21, 2006

michigan bangs

A hairstyle found in many Detroit suburbs that came into fashion in the 1980s and never seemed to have left.

Luann's Michigan Bangs are so big I'm surprised she can get through the door without ucking!

by Hairman April 9, 2008

Michigan Bug Shield

When you apply a pair of ski goggles onto your partners face, then proceed to spray fart with your butt aimed directly at their eyes. When they take off their goggles, they will have what appears to be a silhouette of the Michigan Bug Shield

Did you see Zach when he woke up? Janet totally gave him a Michigan Bug Shield last night.

by Mike Poundtown September 1, 2010

Michigan snowstorm

When, in the throes of ecstasy, a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan. This results in a glorious dispersal of seminal fluid known as a Michigan snowstorm.

A Michigan snowstorm can be performed in one's own company, with a lover, or even at a gathering of friends.

by Mixmaster J-Rok September 10, 2008

Michigan State

The greatest college ever created. Magic Johnson, Jason Richardson, and Biggie Munn attended this great college.

Michigan State is better than Michigan, as Ann Arbor is an outhouse.

by Joe Mahmuh November 20, 2003

University of Michigan

(1) Best school in Michigan, one of the Public Ivy Leagues, with medical, business and engineering schools in the top ten. World renowned professors and researchers.

(2) Does not seriously consider Michigan State a rival, despite MSU's sad, desperate, single-sided rivalry with UM. No, seriously.

(3) Used interchangeably with Ann Arbor.

State kids: "The University of Michigan sucks. The kids are snobs and I wouldn't want to go there anyway. In fact, I was accepted but chose not to go, this way I can party my way through college and become employed by a University of Michigan graduate; I believe this makes me the bigger person."

UM kids: "Ohio State sucks."

State kids: "Ann Arbor's a whore."

UM kids: "If Ann Arbor's a whore, why didn't you get in?"

by Bill Biz February 28, 2011