Montana Cow Poke

Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.

Greg spent a month in the hospital after two Montana Cow Pokes in the same night.

by Greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Monkana

An adjetive to describe someone who has a great obsession to the animal known as the monkey.

Jary kissed a monkey in the zoo once, he is such a Monkana.

by FlowerPower56 August 5, 2009

montana sheepshear

when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep

last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend

by awesome24678 June 3, 2010

montana cheese stick

This is when a male dips his penis into melted cheese (preferably mozzarella) and shoves it into his partner's (or bitch's) anus and keeps it there for a few seconds. This allows the cheese to slightly harden, so when you pull it out and continue, she can feel... Everything. Don't stop even if she is in genuine pain, in fact, that's the goal. This is mainly used as a form of break up sex.

"Hey babe, how about a Montana cheese stick for the road?"

by Briggsworth April 26, 2014

moraning

Putting so much effort into slacking off its almost not worth slacking off

Alex was moraning when he got the answers to the test so he could get a perfect 65%

by Fag boi July 14, 2015

Montana mouthwash

The act of performing oral sex with your partner while your mouth is full of toothpaste.

Guy #1: It smells so clean in here!

Guy #2: It's because my girl had a Montana mouthwash this morning!

by UrbanJake December 17, 2015

montan

Peninsula trash bastard moon cricket lookin cock gobling turkey fuck. Tends to reside on the island next to the shit across from the mothafucka.

Montans being a real asshole. Ass.. Hole..

by Demontron April 25, 2016