hip to the monkey

To be in the know. To know the scoop behind the scenes. To know what's really going on.

She told me they were all filled up, but I was hip to the monkey on their little scam.

by alex brinkman August 5, 2005

monkey towel

A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.

I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!

by BeEmDe January 25, 2007

grease monkey

mechanic, or mechanically minded person

I got the grease monkey to fix my car

by bobbo June 6, 2003

monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

by Nicholas D November 8, 2011

monkeying about

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com

"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"

by cheeser March 28, 2005

Cuddle Monkey

Someone who loves to be cuddled, or loves to cuddle with others

My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.

by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009

Monkey Slut

A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.

When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.

Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter

Harry - MONKEY SLUT

Imposter- EH?

Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"

by Skidz lottie November 19, 2010