When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.
by Whooty wrangler December 05, 2011
A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.
I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!
by BeEmDe January 22, 2007
by bobbo June 06, 2003
A euphemism for "motherfucking."
by Nicholas D November 08, 2011
Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.
As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.
As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com
"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"
by cheeser March 28, 2005
My boyfriend is such a cuddle monkey, he cuddles with me whenever he gets the chance. Even though it gets annoying, I love it.
by Mariya Shadowblade February 27, 2009
A password used when you don't know who you real friends are.
When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.
When someone has cloned themselves into your form and you need to check if they are your real friend or an imposter.
Bob - "MONKEY SLUT"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter
Harry - MONKEY SLUT
Imposter- EH?
Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"
Harry "MONKEY SLUT"
Bob "OH, I am so glad it's you and not an imposter
Harry - MONKEY SLUT
Imposter- EH?
Bob- ""She knows the password. Monkey Slut is blown!!!"
by Skidz lottie November 16, 2010