grocery money

a derogratory nickname given to one who pretends to be earning a considerable income, but in reality is only able to contribute "grocery money" to their parents in whom they live with. Likes to give the impression that they have a wonderful, well paying career when they really have a part time position and no financial responsibilities.

"That punk ass ain't bringin' in the bacon, he's just grocery money!"

by ChodieCheese September 29, 2009

Stinky Money

A game where 2-4 players try to insert the most money(in change) up their ass.

Vince: Have you ever played stinky money?
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay

by M.C. Skinney January 2, 2011

Ed's money

Ed's money is defined as the technical term for inheritance.

Man, I so broke, and your old bird pegged it, so I know you can hit me up with Ed's money.

My old man is so cross. I had to run at wooden spoon speed to get away from him. Don't think I'm gettin' any Ed's money now.

by taxiservice July 16, 2010

Boomerang money

(n.) a word to describe the process of poppin them bandz and spending large sums of money just so it will come back to you, resembling a cycle that is alike to that of the trajectory of a boomerang, as stated by Iceman and Waka Flocka Flame.

Josh is gettin boomerang money cause he and Scott went to the club, made it rain and made double that money the next day!

by K'nucklesIII April 1, 2013

makin' money

Buying an item cause it's a good deal. The more money saved is actually money made.

Just got that truck for half price. I'm makin' money on that.

by Foxyrolla November 17, 2013

money sucker

Someone who urges to get money so badly that would be willing to to sell his own mother for pennies.

Person A: - Have you seen how many Frozen products are there now days?
Person B: - Yeah, disnay is such a money sucker they even sell napkins of it.

by safejrz March 6, 2015

Mug Money

Money one carries in a conspicuous place to give to muggers when they traverse a dangerous neighborhood. This money stands in contrast to the shoe money, bra money, and crotch money - all wads of cash stuffed in the aforementioned location and totalling a greater amount than the mug money, which is already counted as forfeited.

"Hey ma, I'm goin over to Vinnie's tonight. "
"Wait , here's seven bucks. Put it in your pocket for mug money."

by brotherben April 4, 2015