Moist cheese sticks is when a man/guy/transgender dips his dick(see definition) into a mixture of Apple juice and jizz(aka the apple shake) then uses that mixture to put out the fire on the girls vagina hair(aka bush gardens)by rubbing it on the flaming area. Once the fire is out he licks he vagina till it is spotless. The cheese stick part comes because the boy does not have a boner(see definition).
by Moist cheese stick May 16, 2016
by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017
the art of exciting an animal to a point of sexual pleasure, by talking to the animal about what you are proposing to do with your knee.
liam: thats the last time i trust you with benjy, when i got him back he drenched the sofa.
tom: im sorry liam, i just couldnt help it.
tom: im sorry liam, i just couldnt help it.
by el pap December 14, 2003
From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus
The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation
And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora
The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation
And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora
1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?
Chick: I dunno?
Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps
Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!
2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps
3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?
Chick: I dunno?
Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps
Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!
2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps
3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!
by Pope Pipp September 16, 2008
by WhiteMutombo June 20, 2018
A Cheeto puff that seems normal on the outside but once you take a bite out of it it tastes disgusting and like pee. It’s hard to swallow without throwing up and is extremely rare.
by Quackingallday October 15, 2020
by Armed Basterd May 30, 2020