morning moot

the dank stankiness emanating from a women's vagina which begins to fester and brew after a night of penetrative vaginal sex. Usually smells a combination of vagina juices and decaying corpses.

Sean: "man, maddy had real bad morning moot this morning, it was wafting through the entire house. She wanted me to go down on her but there was no way i was going anywhere near that stanky beat up pussy"

by the fez May 3, 2014

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Moaning

an obnoxious, loud, high pitch noise often shouted out during sexual activities.

"Oooh! OH BOBBY!" cassie moaned.

(moaning)

by TheCoolestChickEver January 18, 2009

Mourning at Wrong Corpse

When you get terribly sad for a breakup with someone who made you suffer badly, or wasn´t worthy in any sense.
People who go to a cemetery and, mistaking the grave, pray, cry and complain to the wrong corpse.

Stop Mourning at Wrong Corpse Jenna... the guy is a major asshole, a worth for nothing loser... you deserve much better.

by rperazag June 18, 2010

morning sex

the morning after having sex with the person you love. The girl should wake up before the boy and she should get between his legs and swirl her tongue around his cock until it's hard. then suck on him until he wakes up and when he wakes up the girl should sit on his cock, while it's pushed inside of her pussy then fuck him softly while he lays there in a daze of the night before.

I woke up to my girl blowing me, she so wanted morning sex

by mohymohymohymohymohy November 11, 2013

junkies in the morning

a group of guys that do an awesome and funny talkshow on the radio.....

i listend to the junkies from 6 - 10 on 99.1 whfs.....

by josh slipsour July 3, 2003

Moaning

Uh uh uh uh uh

You don’t believe in God! I don’t believe in luck! They don’t believe us, but I believe we’re the enemy! Uh uh uh uh uh

Hey, Jerrel what’s that song that has Gerard Way moaning in it?
Oh, Gerald it’s DESTROYA.

by Prince Gayngel January 15, 2021