Mississippi oink and poink

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off

"Im sorry I left early guys, i needed to relax with a nice Mississippi Oink and Poink

by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019

Mississippi horsey pants

a cunt

She was a Mississippi horsey pants.

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 21, 2011

Mississippi Dang Dang

Mississippi Dang Dang

Devin -Man them ole girls is falling hard for Brady and Ty... Dusty-You wonder why.....Bryan-Its that Mississippi Dang Dang. #MDD

by BSims42 September 8, 2021

Mississippi motor boat

The act of fucking a chick in the ass until she begins to shit, then you proceed to motor boat her asshole.

You hear ol' Tommy gave some bitch a Mississippi motor boat last night in the handicapped bathroom stall of a chili's?

by MustardBreath March 26, 2021

mississippi mouse trap

a girl's hairy pussy

Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.

by brian1108 May 19, 2006

Mississippi Mud Pie

Taking a shit and flinging it at your partner from across the room while masturbating.

The band Puddle of Mudd derived their name from this move.

My girlfriend loves Mississippi Mud Pie's, because she can even get them when she's on her period.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009