Middle Class

A living standard some 75% of Americans think they’re at, but it’s a relevant term. In terms of income, some are college educated people with professional white-collar jobs that are single that live in simple one bedroom apartments, but many tradesman that barely finished high school that have families live in a comfortable home in the suburbs, but can’t afford much more than a mortgage and enough food to eat. And you have union tradesmen making more money than accountants and engineers, but most of them don’t live at the same level because of their mentality. In reality, the middle class are college-educated, work white-collar occupations above a secretary or bank clerk, but not physicians or attorney’s, live in a tract home in the suburbs, two cars usually at least one an SUV or Minivan, have a pedigree dog, favorite restaurants are Starbucks, Red Robin, or Chili’s, their kids are highly monitored and in at least one extracuricular activity, their church is usually anything but Roman Catholic, Hardshell Baptist, or Pentecostal, and vacations at least once a year, usually places like Disney World. Many living in mountain climates enjoy skiing or snowboarding in their leisure time and coastal climates the beach.
They are a middle class family. He’s a project manager and his wife a school teacher. Their kids all get good grades and enrolled in soccer. Their home is a two story 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath with a playroom and over 3,000 square feet.
by waspcoloredstain March 06, 2018
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Middle island

A town located in Suffolk County Long Island, NY. There’s a lot of trees and deer. Not much to do besides smoke, drink, then visit another town that’s less boring. No good restaurants. You have to have a car to go anywhere.
Person 1: we have to drive through middle island to get to the outlets in Riverhead.

Person 2: middle island? Never heard of it. Wait I think we just drove through it without even realizing.
by Scruffily September 26, 2020
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abby middle

oh r u going to abby middle?
ya
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Middle School

The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
MOM! PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?
by ClassyBrunnumGIrl August 09, 2018
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middle school

middle school is like a flaming dumpster fire on top of a burning building that will give u mental health issues cause people are assholes and in middle school fresh out of ur baby years and into real grades that sorta matter so u have no way to know how to stick up for urself if ur like me
"ya middle school was the worst years of my life"
by flaming dumpster fire February 09, 2022
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Middle School

A heckhole filled with a bunch of sweaty people and self important jerks. Other than that, you would also get to stay in one classroom for an hour, six times. Basically a headache in a building. Aside from that, you get to wander around alone during break, while your elementary friends will hang out with a bunch of random people because they're so lucky they get to be popular and they pretend like they don't even know you exist. Once you go home and get to cry in your bed for a couple of hours, you get to have the thought of going to school the next day... Five more times... for ten months... aaaand twelve more years.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing in middle school tomorrow?
Person 2: Nothing
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: No, actually lots. Too much
Person 1: Oh, we get to watch a movie
Person 2: Spoiled brat, middle school doesn't let you do that
by BigFatDuck December 16, 2019
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Middle School

It sucks ass. Most people smell like rotten curry that sat in the refrigerator for 10 years. Middle School is the 3 most shittiest years of your life. The boys are perverts and the girls are hoes that think they cool. (they not)

to-be 6th grader: *excited for ms*
....
8 grader: "So hows middle school for ya?"
6th grader: "Its ass"
8th grader: "Accurate"

groups-

popular kids- stuck up bitches who only care about themselves
nerds- weird geeky kids with glasses, smell like rotten curry
normal- people who actually have common sense and know what they r doing, mostly sane human beings
perverts- weird ass kids. all they think about is have $*x . they smell like shit
people who don't give a crap- .....
the athletic boys- walk like the hulk, think they are going to get a scholarship just case the barely made a 3 to "win" the basketball game. they think they cool af and they can do anything they want. they talk like 20 year olds that JUST hit puberty cause their voices are 10 octaves too high.

in middle school everyone have suicidal thoughts because they get bullied and stuff
most of the popular kids are just rich kids that think they own the place (they rlly don't) . the hallways are crowded as hell and the teachers get mad when you're late because someone slammed your ass into a locker.

the teachers are dumb bitches who think homework is fun and they suck ass at teaching. most of them are high all the time but if you have a good teacher, cherish them. :)
6th grader: "I thought Middle School would be fun." :|
8th grader: "Welcome to hell"
by yourmom112233445566 March 09, 2022
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