middle finger boner

Raising the middle finger.

Jeremy was being such a dick this afternoon that i decided to give him the ol' middle finger boner

by gaysharks January 21, 2011

Middle School

were cafeteria food is terrible, were your long time friends turn eather gay,backstabers, or duces. were the bathrooms are never cleaned and always smell like something died in there. were girls that were ugly and fat turn super hot, but wont go out without because of when you and your friends teased them and rejected them in elementry school. were teachers are communists an hate kids and act like total ass holes to every student.

middle school is also known as the pits of hell

by baka kuso yaro May 1, 2011

Middle eastern mudslide

When you are having anal sex and the person you are doing shoots you across the room with diarrhea.

"Dude she delivered the middle eastern mudslide with such grace, i felt as though i were sliding down a chocolatey road to heaven."

"That's disgusting."

by Kanye Wilson June 29, 2006

middle pocket

asshole, anal cavity, gerbil cage, drug stash, butt hole, anus

frank carries friends around in his middle pocket.
frank enjoys fresh vegies up his middle pocket

by Sean Qman April 23, 2007

Middle-classhole

When someone acts like he/shes better than everyone like a regular asshole, but is still in the middle-class of society and in fact. no better than anyone else.

Jim: "oh hey bill, say have you talked to dave recently? "

Bill: "No i dont talk to him much, hes a middle-classhole. "

by Mike of narnia. June 29, 2010

Middle-Finger Promise

Similar to a pinky promise, except with he use of the middle fingers. Usually a bond between two bros. It's a promise, acknowledging, "if I break this, I'm fucked."

Bro 1: Is this shit legit?!

Bro 2: I middle-finger promise!

A bond then can never be broken.

by JaRoy October 19, 2011

middle salute

Middle salute means the middle finger, flip off, stuff like that, it can also mean that you don't wanna talk to this person no more:

'Fuck you dude' *Uses middle salute finger*

OR

'I don't have to listen to your shit' *Puts middle salute finger up and walks casually away*

by Bitches kick ass September 25, 2014