Michigan Women's Festival

Thick, Forrest-like pubic covered area ranging from the pubic bone to the fupa, usually from sparse sexual activity.

I wanted to go home with him, but it's a Michigan Women's Festival down there right now.

by Insomniadam June 15, 2017

Traverse City, Michigan

A little city in Michigan. It’s a good place to have a nice vacation. Has many little shops and cool food. Grand Traverse Bay is amazing too.

Mom: where do you want to go for vacation?
Son: Traverse City, Michigan

by Octavia_100 February 20, 2019

Michigan tap dancing

The sound that's made when people come inside from being out in the snow and stomp their boots on the floor to get all the snow off of them.

The kids must be back from sledding, I can hear them Michigan tap dancing downstairs.

by calvinswim February 18, 2020

Michigan bank roll

A thick wad of currency (large bills) secured with a rubber band.

"The store clerk's eyes got big as Joe pulled a Michigan bank roll out of his pocket. (This may have originated in the 1920s when there were illegal gambling houses in Detroit. When pursued by the authorities, the crooks would flee to Ohio).

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

Michigan State University

Where the girls are half as smart as the ones at UofM and therefore twice as likely to blow you.

Freshman: Did you go to the spring fling last semester?
Senior: No but, I got a blow job from half the girls on the Michigan State University dance team.

by obi-wan shinobi April 6, 2015

Michigan State University

1) DO YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
2) DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
3) DO YOU LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP?
4) YOU SIR JUST GOT A SCHOLARSHIP TO MSU!

Bro I filled out a college selector application online and got accepted to Michigan State University!

by Karasins February 28, 2011

Mount Morris Michigan

A small town located in between Flint Michigan and Flushing Michigan. Full of reject rednecks that the hood doesn't want.

Alright, jump on the lawnmower, let's go to Mount Morris Michigan!

by TTTisthewaytobe May 14, 2011