melissa salazar

poop jk she a skinny legend that I want to kill sometimes butt shes also a PoOOOoooOOoooooO pPPooOOOoo face and also a PooooooOOooOOOoper

use this very device to wipe Melissa Salazar butt

by Melissa salazar October 24, 2020

Melissa

Very Famous

Jane is very Melissa.

by MatthewUkpere March 28, 2021

Melissa Mccarthy

A sweet actress who everyone loves and we all know from the movie tammy

Melissa McCarthy is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious in my opionion

by BiBoy97 June 26, 2022

Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!

OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!

by A matchmaker September 18, 2017

Pulling a Melissa

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.

AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication

“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend

by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025

I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Melissa Dishaw

The best friend in the world. She would give you the clothes off her back and feed you in a heartbeat. She is also the best teacher ever!!! If you need advice go to Melissa! She is someone who will always help you and actually has some really good advice...so stop talking and listen! You are welcome in advance!

Melissa Dishaw is the GOAT!

by SwedishJalapeno March 18, 2021