Meister

A loud eating, slouch bastard who thinks he's better than everyone, but sucks a lot

You fucking suck, Meister.

by MiamiRedhawkBaseball June 18, 2008

Messy Water

Any water, most commonly found in a pool, that has been tainted with sperm.

John flipped out when he was told he was swimming in messy water.

by XBASHX December 10, 2011

wicked messy

when something is truely amazing

im going to this wicked messy club tonight.
iv got this wicked messy new pet!

by Marty Dee March 31, 2009

messy rhonda

The act of shitting on a passed out female's chest. The act must be played out on an uninvited female guest at a party, where in fact, the female guest has consumed too much beverage and has passed out drunk. The shitter must proceed to shit on the female uninvitee's chest. (fucking is optional)

I gave that stupid bitch a messy rhonda this morning. When she woke up i threw a towel at her and told the bitch to clean up the puke she had spewed everywhere and made her make us all some breakfast.

by Township August 17, 2006

Meister

The art of being crazy ; Trouble maker

“Your such a meister!😡”

by The Meister November 29, 2018

G Meister

The king of pussy and deceiving bitches. This mother fucker can fuck any girl he desires and has them on their knees at his wish. Girls fall in love with the G Meister and never fall out of it.

If you want tips on how to be the most G’d up pussy player out there then you need to be advised from the G Meister himself. He is a God.

My girl got pounded by the G Meister so it doesn’t class as cheating. I owe him a high five

by Victimofthegmeister November 23, 2021

C Meister

The C Meister
One of the several minions of the Hiro Meister, the Head of the Azn Chopstick Mafia. This so called C Meister, got accepted into the Azn Chopstick Mafia on Feb. 6th, 2008. The C Meister is well known for getting her ankles broken by the Hiro Meister. Everybody knows that the C Meister doesn't stand a chance against the legendary Hiro Meister, but the C Meister "claims" that she can ball him up any day. The C Meister likes to live in the refrigerators of Azn families expecting to find Azn foods such as, sushi, ramen noodles, fried rice, Hiro Meister's cat "Smokey", dogs, and of course whales.

The C Meister Basketall Stats:

Leading scorer of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading assists of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading turnovers of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Leading attempted shots of the 2007-2008 basketball season

Give a round of applause to The C Meister!
*applause*

Oh yea! Almost forgot... Haylie won "The Shittiest Player of the Year" award!

by The Hiro Meister January 12, 2009