I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart

1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.

Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?

Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?

Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!

by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009

Make like Mart

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads

Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"

by Jack Spank9049 April 7, 2023

Black-Mart

Black-Mart is a nickname given to shoppers who shop at Wal-Mart on black friday who go to the store to seek out some banger deals

Heading to Black-Mart to find some bangers !

by 1Shot Duke January 31, 2025

Chairs Mart

An alternative way to thank someone, usually in a casual manner. Generally used with someone that is your mate, to whom you might say Cheers to over a drink.

You: Did you bring a beer for me too?
Your Mate: Yeah, Of course.
You: aw, "Chairs Mart"

by VonRuss May 24, 2021

Karter mart

A shopping mart exclusively for people who’s name start with the letter K

Karen and Kristen went too karter mart yesterday.

by The random scroller April 13, 2022

There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven

Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.

"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"

by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011

Mart

The mart is a theoretical place used for browskis to discuss tactics before going chasing heifers. It is often a source of anger among females

Snakes don’t hiss they just go to the mart

by Snakes don’t hiss January 15, 2020