Marissa

A beautiful girl who often replaces someone she loves with another guy.

marissa totally replaced me /:

by gayboyswagdoe November 28, 2011

Marissa

Usually a hoe who dates so many people *girls and guys* mainly the people she dates are desperate and only date her just for a relationship. In the end she could either be lesbian, bisexual, or pansexual

Hey look over there it’s a hoe!!! O yeah I see Marissa over there💀

by ™️n1gg£r October 1, 2018

Marissa

The type of girl to nag and never leave you alone. She wants all of your attention and never keeps a guy around for long because of it. When push comes to shove, she enjoys barking orders and not compromising much of anything.

Guy: bro I just met this chick Marissa.
Guy 2: dude stay away she'll rip your head off.

by Babonatoli April 3, 2017

Dirty Marissa

When you rub someone’s back until the orgasam so hard that they throw up and then turn it into soup and feed it to the homeless.

Oh yea on the weekend I did a dirty Marissa

Damn bro that’s hot

by Mymomsanalcoholicslut November 2, 2021

nut mares

a terrible nut enduced dream, cause by eating nuts before going to sleep.

joe: "Hey Kent I shouldn't have eaten that handfull of delicious Pistachios before i went to bed last night, I had the most terrible crazy dreams."

kent: "Well Joe it sound to me you had acase of the Nut Mares!!"

by spoondude March 7, 2011

marissa

This person is usually a hoe and also at some point is a control freak.

Man my girl is a marissa.

by Hank1220 December 2, 2013

Maris

The act of sudden, random violence against an inanimate object after losing one's temper with said object. Primarily involves inflicting massive damage, usually with an axe or other suitable weapon, but may also include defecating in/on the object in question afterwards.

He lost his temper then Maris'ed his car right up

by Razorjack October 1, 2010