marriage

The last legal form of slavery.

Wife: Honey, can you go pick up the kids from school? I'm exhausted from buying groceries today.

Husband: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING.

by PNwest December 17, 2008

marriage

verb. The act of marriage (as in on a daily basis). Contextual, only usuable in the context of spouses, never with parents, childrlen, siblings, or animals (at least in most states, need to follow up on Texas).

I marriage you. I can't tonight, I'm marriaging. How did I marriage her today?

by Love ya Jen June 4, 2010

Marriage

Mostly for a mans enjoyment and Sex and Sandwiches

"Go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich, wife" Todd said after they had sex. This was their life after they decided marriage was the best way to further their relationship

by Js414 October 18, 2012

Marriage

A relationship that lasts for long where a woman takes control of what you do and what you have (basically a woman controlling your shit)

No Example Of Marriage

by Heyhey283 June 11, 2018

High school Marriage

When a couple meets in high school, and married each other.

Johnathan and Chelsy have a high school marriage.

by feb2707 April 15, 2009

Same-Sex Marriage

Sex in a relationship that, for one reason or another, has degenerated to near nothing. No one in this marriage is getting any except with themselves anymore. Happens after one or both loses interest or gets fed up with the joyless sex of the other. May take years of normal marriage to get to this point usually preceded by a period of sex that feels a lot like wanking anyway. Neither has the balls to admit it or the wherewithall to go out and just cheat on the other to get off. Also characterized to close friends - who couldn't help noticing the chill - as "mature" love.

Fred and Wendy practised same-sex marriage - after almost 20 years of marriage, their sex life was almost non-existent - if it hadn't been for the wanking they secretly indulged privately in, there wouldn't be any at all.

by Luvlos Whadacost March 3, 2011

Marriage

The Slavery Of Man

When John's Marriage, he had to work long hours, listen to his wife's long boring stories and then do the chores, all while she got drunk on wine and watched Oprah all day long.

by #The_Truth February 25, 2015