adam maida

to get inured often; hurt

to describe somebody is "soft"

used to define a lower body inury

that guy only got a small cut, what a adam maida!

anotherlower body injury? what an adam maida

by yumber August 3, 2011

national maid puro day

From December 1st to January 30th, EVERYONE in discord will have to wear a maid puro pfp, and they can't deny it

its national maid puro day mateys

by justin_#0240 on discord January 5, 2023

meter maid

A woman member of a police traffic control department who issues tickets for parking violations.

I had to face the meter maid when Jack parked at the bus stop.

by uyums January 2, 2009

Maidtress

A maid and a waitress combined in one; Also can be referred to as “Wife”.

“ I sure wish this Maidtress would hurry up with my damn sandwich “ - Husband

by AJD 3 April 7, 2021

merciful maidens

An exclamation, used to express outrage or disbelief about a particular situation.

Marcell: The goddamn cat is eating the lasagna again!
Edward Leo: Oh Merciful Maidens!

by Roy McCallister January 12, 2007

staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi

the definition of anything that you have lost and that you are trying to find.

after a big night being extremly off chops i was walking around my friends house looking in rooms and under stuff and they asked, what are you looking for? to which i replied, my staphoid-trimodgulator-whojacka-mapivi.
also can be and example of someone who has lost their shit e.g. mind, remote, phone

by CHUBBZ05 April 1, 2010

Hop on Maiden and Spell

Slang for “Give me a footjob”

Man 1: Hey bro wanna Hop on Maiden and Spell
Man 2: Sure, let me take off my shoes first

by Girphquake February 25, 2021