microwaving rice

a grave sin that will summon an 1800s army straight to your door

Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'

by Spidtar February 2, 2023

microwavable sweat

When you microwave sweat, and sweat tastes so dirty, like my old shoes.

Microwavable sweat is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 June 29, 2023

Macromate

A simple and effective nutrition tracking software that works with texting and voice notes instead of logging through an app.

"Have you tried using MacroMate?"

"Yeah, it's so easy. I've never been more consistent with keeping track of my macros!"

by Slugger649 July 13, 2024

microjave

a pretty sigma music group consisting of two handsome individuals who around friends and make music of the sub genre "meme rap"

"yo dude did you hear that new microjave song?"
"yeah it was so skibidi i love plants vs penis"

by KevinGRizzler May 3, 2024

Microwaving

When you drift an Electric Car/Electric Vehicle. Also seen in a heard/group of cars.

Oh wow! Stacy was microwaving in the rain last night! Her Tesla is fun!

Nice Model 3 Sport. Took is Microwaving lately?

Saw that EV RallyCross last night?

Yea! I did! They were Microwaving on those turns!

by Stark Mercer May 19, 2024

Meecrowavey

A microwave that sings beautiful tunes.

What a beautiful Meecrowavey!

by Isla.caswiss August 6, 2025

Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.

"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."

by Willard24 November 5, 2025