Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a mans rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating until the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel. Thus creating a muddy man cave

Zo was feeling freaky after drinking ghb and What is more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave

by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022

muddy popcorn shrimp

when you have severe diareah and it comes out looking like muddy popcorn shrimp.

"omg dude i total just hatched a muddy popcorn shrimp after eating kfc!"

by totalbastardguy March 4, 2010

muddy water balloon

when you have the squirts and you shit into a condom and throw it in ya bitches face

I gave jon's mom a muddy water balloon last night and she loved it

by your mom's other nukka November 2, 2009

testing the muddy water

Trying butt sex for the first time.

Patrick is testing the muddy water with Trish tonight.

by crabbysparkles February 12, 2014

Muddy Wheel barrow

When you blow your load in someone’s ass hole and in an effort to save your sheet (or whatever your on) you grab your partner by the ankles and make them walk on their hands until you get to the bathroom (or a proper dumping area).

If it weren’t for the muddy wheel barrow I would have ruined my new sheets!

by nicktheprick January 10, 2008

muddy graffalo

A position where the male licks the female's vagina and the female sucks the male's penis...when the female has diarrhea.

Matt didn't realize his girlfriend was taking laxatives and was surprised with a muddy graffalo.

by assmilkman September 7, 2011

Muddy water

When you do anal in a bath and the shitty water is all that remains

Chad: can we get out the bath I’m tired of all this muddy water

by Pigpig161 April 11, 2020